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label chapter_2.0:
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#Band Practice
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#label StartOfChap3: commented out 6/12/21 - confuses with new file consistency + in line with og script
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scene black
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play music 'audio/OST/Appreciating the Atmosphere.ogg'
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"-One Week Later-"
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scene classroom with fade
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"It's math. Bane of retards and lazy intellectuals alike."
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"And teachers too, judging by the lack of a certain coomer teacher."
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"Substitute today, which means busywork. Group problems busywork specifically."
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"Of course, I can't escape this any more than I could have escaped the lab partner assignment."
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"At least here I have the opportunity to just keep to myself for an hour."
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"I don't even bother attempting the assignment, instead pretending my phone is a calculator and spending the first half shitposting about video games I haven’t played online."
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"The second half, interrupted by something pointy to the back of the dome."
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"*sshk*"
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"I can feel something stuck between my chair and my back."
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play music 'audio/OST/Fuck You I Like To Shitpost.ogg' fadein 1.0
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"I fish around and pull out a crumpled paper airplane, a completed set of problems."
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"...this is Reed's. And it's..."
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"...done? Even the extra problems that I don't even bother with because they take another ten minutes each."
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"I turn around to see that technicolor burnout waving me over. He's sitting next to Trish."
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"She's giving me the evil eye."
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"At least I think it's the evil eye. Whatever that expression is, it clashes with her smile."
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"Might as well see what they want."
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"As I weave through the maze of desks squished together with partners more interested in their phones than the worksheet, I catch a hint of whatever Reed and Trish are talking about."
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show reed unimpressed at scenter
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show trish neutral flip at tright
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with dissolve
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show anon neutral at aleft with dissolve
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Re "...Honesty is the best policy, eh?"
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Re "...Bad juju to keep somethin’ bottled up..."
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show reed neutral with dissolve
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"Reed grabs hold of another chair and sets it on Trish's other side, nodding in my direction before taking a big pull from whatever he's got in that thermos on his desk."
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"The widening of his pupils suggest its more than just Roarbucks cold brew in it."
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show trish happy flip with dissolve
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T "Hey, Anon!"
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A "You guys need something?"
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T "Nah, just wanted to chat a bit since we got the time"
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show trish neutral flip with dissolve
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"There’s something in her tone of voice…"
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" It’s like she's getting ready to gore me with those nubs she calls horns."
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A "...Sure"
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show reed explanatory with dissolve
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Re "Imma let you two get to whatever… gonna go for a refill..."
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"He shakes his thermos and heads for the door."
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"What's in that anyway?"
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Re "Don't ask..."
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hide reed with dissolve
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"Fair enough."
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"...Wait..."
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"Fuck it."
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show trish neutral flip at tcenter with move
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T "So… Anon… You and Fang?"
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A "...You and Fang what?"
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T "They’ve been talkin’ about you."
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A "They?"
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show trish unimpressed flip with dissolve
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"The tiny triceratops rolled her eyes dramatically."
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T "Fang. Fang’s been talkin’ bout you."
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A "All good things, I’m sure."
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"Fang’s been talking about me? That’s dumb."
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"Oh yeah. The phones."
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"All we’ve been doing is more labwork in science."
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#[CG of mad scientist Anon with a railgun aimed at Dr. Fernsworth]
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#God I wish we had time for this CG
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"Last Thursday I tried to remember how to make a railgun."
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"To show I could, of course."
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F "{i}Pfft, I could make one too.{/i}"
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"She seemed unimpressed at the time, but…"
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A "Was it about making a railgun?"
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T "Er… Yeah, it was."
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T "What exactly are you talking about with them?"
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A "Just science stuff."
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A "The railgun is just something I happen to know though, picked it up from an old game."
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show trish neutral flip with dissolve
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"Trish raises an eyebrow."
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T "...Right."
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A "Why do you ask?"
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T "You learned to make a deadly weapon from a video game?"
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show trish unimpressed flip with dissolve
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"Her tone is flat. Unlike her chest."
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A "I wouldn’t say deadl-"
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T "Don’t interrupt."
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show trish explanatory flip with dissolve
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T "Why would you think that it’s a good idea to make a weapon in class?"
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T "How did you not get in trouble?"
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A "Spears actually did talk to me, said something about the ‘great equaliser’."
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show trish annoyed flip with dissolve
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"Trish grabs the bridge of her snout."
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T "This is why men are useless."
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"She continues to mutter to herself. All of it incoherent."
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show trish unimpressed flip with dissolve
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A "Is there a point?"
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"She rounds back on me, anger painted clearly on her face."
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show trish angry flip with dissolve
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T "Look, Anon, YOU may be into that stuff, but leave Fang out of it."
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T "They have better things to do than… than…"
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T "Than play with some man-child’s lethal toys!"
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show reed shocked flip at rright with dissolve
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Re "Whoa… Harsh…"
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show reed neutral flip with move:
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xalign 1.1
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"Reed slumps into the seat next to Trish, sipping on his thermos of…"
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Re "Just agua, bro…"
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"Thermos of water…"
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"What the-"
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Re "What’d I miss?"
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show trish explanatory with dissolve
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T "I’m just trying to tell Anon here that he shouldn’t be telling Fang how to make a fuckin’ gun in school."
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show reed explanatory flip with dissolve
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Re "Why not?"
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T "We’ve been over this."
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Re "We have? When?"
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T "Less than five minutes ago."
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Re "Thought we were talkin’ about Anon?"
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T "Yes!"
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T "And specifically!"
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T "We were talking about Anon’s gun!"
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show trish neutral
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show reed shocked flip
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with dissolve
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"Heads start to turn."
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show reed happy with dissolve
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"Reed grins at them all"
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Re "Then how bout these guns?"
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"Reed places his hands on the back of his head and flexes his biceps."
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show trish unimpressed with dissolve
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show trish angry with dissolve
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show trish considering with dissolve
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show trish angry with dissolve
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"Trish’s face is a blur of emotions. At first confused, then fucking pissed, then aroused, then back to fucking pissed, all in the space of an attosecond."
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T "Not those! The one he made with magnets!"
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show reed neutral flip
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Re "But like… how do magnets work?"
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"*DING-DONG BING-BONG.*"
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"All at once all the students giving the clock a blank stare stand to attention and file out the door."
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T "I-I… Damn it, Reed!"
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"Trish punches Reed in the shoulder, gives me another evil stare, and saunters out the room."
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hide trish neutral flip with moveoutright
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Re "Hey."
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"Reed’s pats me on the shoulder."
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show reed neutral flip at scenter with moveoutleft
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Re "Bruh."
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show reed happy flip
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"He gives me a thumbs up and exits as well."
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hide reed neutral flip with moveoutright
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"Leaving only the substitute teacher, looking at me from her desk impatiently for me to leave."
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stop music fadeout 1.0
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"Guess it’s her lunch period, too."
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show anon neutral flip
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hide anon neutral with moveoutleft
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scene black with fade
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"..."
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scene cafeteria
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show anon neutral at aleft
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show naomi neutral flip at scenter
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show naser neutral flip at nright
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show cafeteria
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play music 'audio/OST/The Top of the Social Ladder.ogg'
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"Naser ended up dragging me to sit with him and the magenta motormouth again."
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"Naomi hovers over Naser, who currently has Gucci under his eyes."
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Nas "So, I uh… Talked to the soccer team earlier."
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Nas "They’re going to make the first game after all."
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N "Isn’t that great, Anon?"
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A "..."
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Nas "I also… Got the L&L Club to finally take down their christmas decorations…"
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Nas "So… The library’s clean again…"
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"Naser’s head lands in his chicken salad, then he jerks wide awake."
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show naomi shocked flip
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N "NASER!"
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show naser shocked flip
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Nas "OH GOOD LORD NOT THE WATER-"
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A "..."
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show naser sad flip
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Nas "Ugh… Sorry."
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Nas "...Did you say something, Anon?"
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show naomi unimpressed flip
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A "Naser, you look like you fell into another blender."
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A "What’s going on, big guy?"
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Nas "Don’t worry about it…"
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Nas "Just some… Family problems last night…"
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A "Like what?"
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Nas "Ugh…"
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N "You don’t have to tell him if you don’t want to, dear."
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show naomi happy flip with dissolve
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N "Why don’t you wipe that alfredo sauce off your cute little face."
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"She’s so saccharine she’d give a third world country diabetes"
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Nas "It’s my sister again…"
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"Why is it always his sister with him?"
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show naomi unimpressed flip
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N "Aww…"
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Nas "I was going to sleep last night, when I heard something downstairs."
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"...When did this turn into an interrogation?"
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Nas "It was about one or two in the morning. I checked what it was, and…"
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Nas "Fang was just, standing in front of the microwave."
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Nas "Staring at the dino nuggets rotate inside."
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"At one in the morning?"
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Nas "At one in the morning."
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show naomi neutral flip
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N "This is a personal issue, isn’t it?"
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N "Wouldn’t you rather just be enjoying lunch with us?"
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Nas "I just need advice from someone at this point, Naomi."
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N "But from Anon?"
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A "But from me?"
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show naomi considering flip
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"Naser continues."
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Nas "I asked her what she was doing, and she just…"
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Nas "Just says ‘fuck off…’, so I think ‘maybe dad will help’."
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Nas "...He didn’t."
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Nas "...They just got into a shouting match."
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Nas "Screamin’ bout her lack of control an’ dad was pissed an’-"
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show naomi sad flip
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N "Poor baby."
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"Naomi wraps her arms around Naser’s head, cradling the tired pterosaur in her bosom."
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hide naser with dissolve
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"There’s a rumbling snore and it’s clear that Naser has checked out."
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A "...Riiiiiiiight…"
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"Naomi looks distraught."
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N "He’s always like this…"
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N "But it’s been getting worse recently..."
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A "Going unconscious?"
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N "Trying to help. Wearing himself ragged."
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N "That Fang…"
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N "We should help Naser."
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A "What, by talking to Fang?"
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N "By taking him to the nurses office."
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"Ah fuck."
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"Naomi looks at me with the biggest, wettest doe eyes possible."
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A "Alright alright. He doesn’t look that heavy anyway."
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N "Only a hundred and sixty pounds."
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A "How do you- nevermind."
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scene black with fade
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"Naomi puts herself under Naser’s left arm, motioning me to take the other one."
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"I sling his arm around my back and-"
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"GOOD LORD HE’S HEAVY."
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N "Alright, the Nurses’ Office is down the main hall on the left side, near the front desk."
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stop music fadeout 1.0
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"I’m clenching my face too much to be able to speak, I can only get a slight nod out."
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"..."
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scene hallway with fade
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"After dropping Naser at the nurse and leaving before Naomi could argue with her about staying, the lunch bell rings."
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"With music at the ass end of the campus I have to sprint through the halls."
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"Fuck today, I avoided gym class for a reason."
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play music 'audio/OST/Dino Destiny Reader.ogg'
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"Halfway to Music class, I slam into somebody and tumble to the floor."
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scene black
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A "Augh..."
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scene hallway with fade
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show stella neutral at stleft with dissolve
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unknown "You…"
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A "AH!"
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"Sorry, sorry sorry!"
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show anon neutral flip at aright with dissolve
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"I get up from the floor and look at the stego who bumped into me. The plates on her back twitch as she looks me up and down."
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unknown "Judgement…"
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"A chill rolls over me."
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show stella considering
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unknown "Karma? No. No, maybe second chance?"
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"She draws closer, a contemplative expression on her face."
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show stella explanatory
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unknown "Ah, I see now."
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A "What?"
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unknown "You’ve important choices to come."
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A "I do? Wait back up what the fuck are you talking about?"
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unknown "This."
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"She reaches toward my chest, plucking something off of it. She holds it up for me to see it’s some oversized playing card."
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A "Still lost."
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unknown "It’s you. Your card. You are on the precipice of a great ordeal. Many difficult points of divergence and contention are coming your way. Reflect on them."
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"I think about asking the green weirdo to make sense, but the bell is about to ring."
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A "Yeah, thanks, sure. Sorry, gotta dash."
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show classroom at scenter with dissolve
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stop music fadeout 1.0
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show bandroom
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"I slam into the band room door just as the late bell trills, panting and sweaty."
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show jingo at sleft with dissolve
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jingo "Good timing, Mr. Mous. Just in time for free period."
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"What…"
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jingo "Take up anything you like and have fun."
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"The teacher then took to his extremely lavish loveseat, threw on a pair of headphones and blacked out."
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hide jingo with fade
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"I looked at the scattered instruments, left alone for whatever reason."
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"Dent looking brass and cracked woodwinds. Even a bass with a missing string."
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"Wow. I feel like that right about now."
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"I reach for one at random, taking a wooden… thing…"
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"It looks like an oak tree made love to an eggplant and this is the aborted monstrosity in Mexico."
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"Whatever, I melt into my chair and pull out my phone. Seems a majority of my classmates have a similar idea."
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"I’ve some shitposting to do."
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"Let’s see…"
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show anonphone with moveintop
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#phone overlay with Elliot Raptor, and the text ‘he made some valid points :^)’
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"Ah yes, perfect. Click post aaaand now to wait."
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hide anonphone with moveoutbottom
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"Nefarious deed for the day done, I look around the room out of boredom."
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"Oh fuck no."
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"Fang has a weapon of mass hearing loss."
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"I’m covering my ears in preparation when the ptero-rist starts strumming and…"
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play music 'audio/OST/Beach Chill Out.ogg'
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"Oh wow."
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"I still have my hearing."
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"In fact she’s actually playing something pleasant."
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"It’s mellow. Relaxed. A slow rhythm that carries a strange nostalgic hint to it."
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"The difference between this and the performance is night and day."
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"What gives?"
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"Looking a bit closer, she’s swinging her tail a bit to the rhythm."
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"She uses her tail as a metronome?"
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"Suddenly, the phone slips from my hand onto the floor."
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stop music
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A "SHIT!"
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"The sound it makes as it clatters on the ground is a klaxon of pants-shitting terror."
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"It lies face down on the isle."
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"Do I really want to pick it up and potentially face a harsh reality?"
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"Schrodingers’ crack."
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"...I can’t just leave it there."
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"I pick up the phone and slowly turn it over."
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"It’s the moment of truth."
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"...No cracks?"
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"Thank the Lord."
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show fang considering at scenter with dissolve
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play music 'audio/OST/Fuck You I Like This Chick.ogg'
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F "Yeah, you got lucky."
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show fang happy with dissolve
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"Fang has stopped playing and is throwing a small smirk my way."
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"I should probably say something…"
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"Her playing is pretty good, I'll compliment that."
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A "That sounded way better than in the video Reed took."
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hide fang shocked
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show fang angry at scenter
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"..."
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"Wrong choice of words."
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F "You’re still not off my shit list, watch it."
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"Quick Anon, think"
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A "Why didn’t you play guitar back then, you’re obviously a lot better with it."
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hide fang angry
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show fang neutral at scenter
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F "Would’ve if I could’ve."
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A "What do you mean?"
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"There’s an empty seat next to Fang."
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"Finders’ keepers, I guess."
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F "The band is just Reed, Trish, and I."
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F "So we all have to decide by majority what happens."
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F "Reed says using a bass is more unique, and Trish always says how it’s a ‘promising business model’."
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A "But it sounds like you play the guitar much easier than a bass."
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F "I play the bass just fine."
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F "I think the problem is more that if you want to make an unconventional band layout, you damn well better know what you’re doing."
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F "If you’re anything short of masterful it won’t sound good."
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F "And when it comes to music, it either sounds good or it doesn’t."
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F "Simple as."
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"She continues strumming."
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A "But it’s just a high school band, right?"
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A "Shouldn’t it just be fun?"
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F "It is, yeah."
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A "Even though you’re just doing what they want without getting a say in it?"
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"Fang flinches and misses a note."
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F "..."
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F "It’s not like that…"
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F "It’s just… Trish says… I mean… God damn it."
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F "Look, we’re better with two basses. Trish and Reed say so."
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stop music
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A "The au--"
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"Uhp"
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"Fuck"
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"I almost said 'the audience at the concert' to her outloud."
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F "What was that?"
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play music 'audio/OST/fighter.ogg' fadein 1.0
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A "Nuthin’"
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"Fang growls at that."
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F "You know what, we’re having band practice after school today."
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F "Just show up and see for yourself."
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A "And what if I don’t?"
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F "You’ll be a little bitch that’s wrong."
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"Oh."
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"In that case."
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A "Fuck you, I’m right, your band sucks with two basses, and you shoulda been on guitar!"
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"I lock eyes with her."
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F "Fuck you!"
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A "Fuck you!"
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F "Fuck! You!"
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A "FUCK YOU!"
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show jingo at sleft with dissolve
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stop music fadeout 1.0
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jingo "Aaaaand we’re caaaaaalm now."
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"Fuck me."
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"..."
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hide jingo with fade
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play music 'audio/OST/Appreciating the Atmosphere.ogg'
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show hallway
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F "Hurry up, dweeb. If I can keep ahead of you while carrying two instruments, you can speedwalk."
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A "You sure you don’t want me to carry one?"
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F "Pfeh."
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"Fang is leading me back to the auditorium with both the acoustic guitar ‘borrowed’ from the music room and her bass in hand, one over each shoulder."
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"When we eventually get to the auditorium, Fang stops."
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"Is something wrong?"
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A "Uh, is everything-"
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F "The doors, moron."
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"She swings the guitar cases on her shoulders around a bit."
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"Oh."
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"I step around her and grab the hanlde, pulling the door wide open."
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A "Ladies first."
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"Fang growls and stomps on my foot as she walks past."
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"..."
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A "FUCK!"
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F "Hurry up already."
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scene bandroom
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show reed neutral flip at rright
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show trish neutral at tcenter
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"Inside, Reed and Trish already have everything set up onstage."
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show fang neutral with moveinleft:
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xalign 0.2 yalign 0.1
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show anon neutral with moveinleft:
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xalign -0.1 yalign 0.0
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"Where does Reed keep that huge drumset during the day?"
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show trish very happy flip with dissolve
|
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"Trish waves her arms from the stage."
|
||
T "HEY, FANG! WHAT TOOK SO LONG?"
|
||
F "HAD TO GRAB SOMETHING."
|
||
show trish unimpressed
|
||
"Trish squints in the spotlight, then finally notices me."
|
||
show trish indignant
|
||
T "What-"
|
||
T "What’s he doing here?!"
|
||
"Fang slings both cases onto the stage, then climbs on herself."
|
||
F "Proving a dumbass bigot wrong."
|
||
A "So you admit there’s smart ones?"
|
||
show fang angry
|
||
show jewlcase at truecenter:
|
||
xalign 0.5 yalign 0.5 zoom 0.3
|
||
rotate 0.6
|
||
linear 0.3 xalign 0.05 yalign 0.12
|
||
linear 1.5 yalign 5.0
|
||
"Fang then ripped something from Trish’s hands and threw it at me."
|
||
show trish angry
|
||
T "What the fuck?!"
|
||
"It strikes against my head with a dull *tonk* and lands on the ground in front of me."
|
||
show jewlcase at truecenter:
|
||
xalign 0.5 yalign 0.5 zoom 1.0
|
||
"Looking down at the makeshift shuriken, it was a copy of 'VVORM DRAMA’s new hit single Indragon Onslaught'"
|
||
hide jewlcase
|
||
show trish indignant
|
||
T "Fang! I just made that in art class!"
|
||
A "It looks like picasso had a seizure."
|
||
show fang considering
|
||
F "He was being an ass!"
|
||
A "I was."
|
||
show reed explanatory flip
|
||
Re "Like… are we on break now?"
|
||
T "We haven’t even started!"
|
||
show reed neutral flip
|
||
T "Fang! Why is Anon here?!"
|
||
show fang neutral
|
||
F "Like I said, proving him wrong."
|
||
A "More like proving me right."
|
||
T "Proving him wrong how?"
|
||
Re "Like… Playing guitar, right? Ya wanted to play your guitar…"
|
||
T "What?"
|
||
F "Yes! I mean-"
|
||
A "Ha!"
|
||
F "No, I mean Anon thinks that if I used a guitar instead of bass the music would sound better."
|
||
show trish neutral
|
||
T "What? No wayyyy."
|
||
F "I know, right?"
|
||
Re "Woooow… Way to try throwing everything off, Anon..."
|
||
F "Mm. Let’s just go through ‘I Need Meth Money By Tuesday Night And If I Don’t Get It I Will Stomp On Your Child’."
|
||
"Don’t say ayy lmao."
|
||
F "Three… Two... One.."
|
||
#half life flash bang
|
||
scene black
|
||
pause 5
|
||
"My mind went blank."
|
||
"I don’t know what happened during the time when it was blank"
|
||
scene bandroom
|
||
show trish neutral at tleft
|
||
|
||
|
||
play music 'audio/OST/The Hunt for more (You)s.ogg'
|
||
|
||
"I look to the stage and see Fang, panting, looking distressed."
|
||
F "S-see? Totally awesome, r-right?"
|
||
"Not the word I would use."
|
||
show trish explanatory with moveinright:
|
||
xalign -0.2 yalign 0.1
|
||
show anon neutral with dissolve:
|
||
xalign 0.3 yalign 0.1
|
||
show reed neutral flip with dissolve:
|
||
xalign 0.9 yalign 0.1
|
||
show fang neutral flip with dissolve:
|
||
xalign 1.6 yalign 0.1
|
||
A "...I think you should give the guitar a try."
|
||
show trish angry
|
||
T "Oh shut up, you don’t know anything about music."
|
||
F "Might as well. That’s what I brought him for, after all."
|
||
T "You’re really siding with him on this?"
|
||
T "We already decided VVURM DRAMA is better with only drum and bass, remember?"
|
||
show reed explanatory flip
|
||
Re "Yeah man… WAY more unique that way."
|
||
A "Aren’t there like two bands in existence that pulled it off?"
|
||
Re "That means there’s a chance then, yeah…?"
|
||
A "It can’t hurt to try, right?"
|
||
show reed neutral flip
|
||
show trish angry
|
||
T "You don’t get a say in this, it’s a band decision and we already made our choice."
|
||
F "Maybe he’s right, Trish. What’s the big deal?"
|
||
T "The ‘deal’ is we’re wasting enough time as it is when we should be practicing!"
|
||
T "Especially wasting time on playing guitar when it doesn’t match any of our stuff."
|
||
show fang angry flip
|
||
"That clearly struck a nerve."
|
||
F "‘Wasting time’ playing guitar? What’s THAT supposed to mean?"
|
||
"Fang rounds on Trish, jabbing an accusing finger into the little triceratop’s surprisingly voluminous chest."
|
||
F "Every time I want to make changes you guys always overrule me!"
|
||
F "Even when it’s something like playing my favorite instrument in my own band!"
|
||
"Yikes."
|
||
show trish indignant
|
||
T "Come on Fang, you know I didn’t mean it that way!"
|
||
T "We decided that democratically, right Reed?"
|
||
Re "Yeah, but… like, there are only three of us, y’know?"
|
||
"I’ll hate myself for this…"
|
||
"...this is already getting too intimate for me..."
|
||
"...but maybe I should say something."
|
||
"It’s only going to get worse if I don’t"
|
||
"But this seems like a personal argument between them."
|
||
|
||
menu:
|
||
"Speak Up":
|
||
jump GuitarQuestionSpeakUp
|
||
"Stay Silent":
|
||
jump GuitarQuestionStaySilent
|
||
|
||
label GuitarQuestionSpeakUp:
|
||
$ fangscore += 1
|
||
"Fang does seem very passionate about playing guitar."
|
||
"It could only help their music, right?"
|
||
show trish unimpressed
|
||
show fang surprised
|
||
A "Just give Fang a chance, have you ever even let them play guitar with the band?"
|
||
"That seemed to stop Trish in her presidential yeezys."
|
||
show trish neutral
|
||
T "I- uh, well… not really. We voted on it in our first jam session together."
|
||
"Fang made a weird face, like she couldn’t believe I was standing up for her."
|
||
"Honestly I couldn’t believe I stood up for her either."
|
||
"But god dammit I’m winning this challenge!"
|
||
A "If you’re really Fang’s friend, you should at least let them try."
|
||
"..."
|
||
"Trish’s mouth opened and closed, as if she was trying to find the right words."
|
||
"She threw up her hands and let out a frustrated sigh."
|
||
show trish unimpressed
|
||
T "Fine, I guess we can try it with the guitar…"
|
||
jump postguitarscene
|
||
|
||
label GuitarQuestionStaySilent:
|
||
"Can’t guarantee their style won’t be better than dogshit if I lose this challenge."
|
||
"Certainly can’t get worse."
|
||
"This is between the members of the band."
|
||
T "In the end, majority still rules."
|
||
T "I’m sorry, Fang, but we can’t get into creative squabbles like this all the time."
|
||
T "And you already agreed to it, right?"
|
||
"How controlling."
|
||
show fang sad flip with dissolve
|
||
"Fang hangs her head in defeat."
|
||
F "I guess so…"
|
||
Re "Hey man, Fang… Don’t let it get to you so hard…"
|
||
show reed explanatory:
|
||
xalign 0.7 yalign 0.1
|
||
Re "We just gotta get it out of your system’s all, right...?"
|
||
Re "Like, y’know, get it all out now so you don’t have to later, yeah…?"
|
||
Re "Like Trish said…"
|
||
T "I never said that."
|
||
Re "Cuz’, that’s how these things work, right? You know until you don’t, and then all the rest is wack."
|
||
T "I… Guess?"
|
||
T "What?"
|
||
Re "It’s like the bigger picture, you got Fang playin’ bass with all us…"
|
||
Re "And they’re all ‘ohh yeah good thing I’m not thinking about playing other instruments, yeah yeah,’"
|
||
Re "And you’re all like ‘see, I told you so’..."
|
||
T "Yeah, so we should let them play now to get it all out for later!"
|
||
T "Wait…"
|
||
"If there were any cameras rolling, they’d be zooming in on Trish’s face."
|
||
F "Thanks, Reed."
|
||
show trish unimpressed
|
||
T "Yeah, thanks a lot."
|
||
jump postguitarscene
|
||
|
||
|
||
label postguitarscene:
|
||
|
||
F "Alright, this time we’re doing I Gave The Special Kids The Jonestown Special And Now I’m Going To Jail!"
|
||
"...I’m gonna need Raptor Jesus after this one..."
|
||
F "And a three, two, and…"
|
||
|
||
|
||
play music 'audio/OST/That Almost Sounded Good.ogg'
|
||
|
||
"Opposed to the nostalgic tune earlier, Fang rapidly strums on her borrowed guitar."
|
||
"It’s fast and rough but the tone carried doesn’t melt my eardrums."
|
||
"Watching and listening now I can see and hear the difference clear as day."
|
||
"They’re actually not bad."
|
||
"Not good, not by any metric worth it’s weight."
|
||
"But at least I don’t cringe so hard my spleen erupts from my side and creates a splash zone."
|
||
"I find myself bobbing to the song, in fact."
|
||
stop music fadeout 1.0
|
||
"And just as I consider the song ‘gittin’ gud’ it ends."
|
||
"I feel a little disappointed that the show ended so soon."
|
||
"Then I remember it’s not a show at all."
|
||
|
||
play music 'audio/OST/Bayside Bumming it.ogg'
|
||
|
||
"And that I definitely won."
|
||
"There’s sweat dripping from Fang’s brow, and her black clothes are clinging to her a bit more tightly."
|
||
"The grin on her face stands out the most though."
|
||
F "See! Totally better with a guitar Trish!"
|
||
A "Ha! I win!"
|
||
"Trish, Reed, and Fang turn to look at me."
|
||
F "Oh… OH! OH GOD DAMN IT!"
|
||
A "So you’re now a normal band?"
|
||
F "I mean…"
|
||
"Trish scowls."
|
||
T "A vote then. Who votes if we stick to drum and bass?"
|
||
"She’s the only one to raise her hand."
|
||
T "fff… And against?"
|
||
"Even I raise my hands along with Reed and Fang."
|
||
T "You stay out of this Skinnie!"
|
||
A "Skinnie?"
|
||
F "Yessss!"
|
||
Re "So like… do we gotta redo all the songs?"
|
||
F "It’s only one instrument line."
|
||
F "Shouldn’t take too long."
|
||
T "Ugh…"
|
||
T "There goes our main marketing strategy."
|
||
"Marketing strategy? I thought she was a triceratops, not a rhinorex."
|
||
"I’m abusing my good luck here so I probably should leave."
|
||
A "That was very fun you guys, I hope I can see you all play more...again...better now than it was before...uuuhhhh…."
|
||
A "We’re cool right? Bye!"
|
||
A "So uh… I guess I should go now?"
|
||
"As I move to the door Fang calls out."
|
||
F "Wait!"
|
||
F "We uh…"
|
||
|
||
play music 'audio/OST/Appreciating the Atmosphere.ogg'
|
||
|
||
"I look to see her fidgeting onstage."
|
||
F "We couuuld uh… OH! Feedback! We could use your feedback!"
|
||
T "We what?! Fang, from him!"
|
||
Re "Like... He’s alright but… like, for real?"
|
||
A "Wha-"
|
||
F "He’s been helpful! So why not? Reed, back me up here."
|
||
Re "mmmm… Kay… Anon should stay…"
|
||
show trish indignant
|
||
T "REALLY?! BUT-"
|
||
show trish unimpressed
|
||
show fang happy flip
|
||
F "Anon, you’ll stick around a while, right?"
|
||
|
||
A "If you guys’ll order some Dino-moe’s, sure."
|
||
|
||
"The three of them just stare blankly."
|
||
|
||
"Wait. Auditorium. Pizza."
|
||
|
||
"Fuck."
|
||
|
||
"Ohfuckohshitfortheloveofallthatisholywhynow."
|
||
|
||
A "I-I mean, uhh…"
|
||
|
||
A "Actually, I have to go. Like, right now. So... Bye."
|
||
|
||
F "Why? I can spring for pizza if you’re too broke."
|
||
|
||
A "Nah nah nah, no need."
|
||
|
||
A "Plus I just remembered, I have to do uh...important things."
|
||
|
||
F "More important than our music?"
|
||
|
||
A "Err, yeah. See I have to go return a blu- a book!"
|
||
|
||
"Fucking hell mouth, don’t go slipping weebtalk now!"
|
||
|
||
A "See it’s WAAAAY overdue and I can NOT afford the late fee."
|
||
|
||
Re "Wait a minute…"
|
||
|
||
"?"
|
||
|
||
"I almost didn’t recognize Reed’s voice, he said that way too sharply"
|
||
|
||
Re "...the late date is like...two weeks...Are you up to something, Anon?"
|
||
|
||
"He sounds completely lucid and didn’t slur any words…"
|
||
|
||
"Oh no."
|
||
|
||
"SHUT IT DOWN"
|
||
|
||
"SHUT IT DOWN"
|
||
|
||
"THE PINK CUBONE KNOWS"
|
||
|
||
A "It’s from the library near my place. Suuuper strict. Y’know how public libraries are like."
|
||
|
||
Re "riiiiiight."
|
||
|
||
T "WILL YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY?"
|
||
|
||
"I love you, Trish."
|
||
|
||
A "sure, bye."
|
||
|
||
"I scramble away to the exit. I turn to make my way out of there, on the stage I hear…"
|
||
|
||
T "THANK YOU."
|
||
|
||
"I uh….hear them chattering…"
|
||
F "Okay now how about ‘I’m Not Sure Why But The Burglar Joined My Threesome."
|
||
"Don’t think about a Threesome with Trish and Fang, Don’t think about a threesome with Trish and Fang, they’re meteor dodgers for crying out loud!"
|
||
"..."
|
||
"Ok, just for one second"
|
||
if persistent.lewd == True:
|
||
scene lesbo with fade
|
||
pause 20.00
|
||
scene black with fade
|
||
|
||
"Fuck."
|
||
"..."
|
||
|
||
jump chapter_3.0 |