diff --git a/game/screens.rpy b/game/screens.rpy
index c0289b0..44a5e3d 100644
--- a/game/screens.rpy
+++ b/game/screens.rpy
@@ -10,34 +10,6 @@ init -1 python:
             audio_filename=["audio/ui/uiOptionOff.wav", "audio/ui/uiOptionOn.wav"]
         renpy.play(audio_filename[int(bool(flag))])
 
-init python:
-###Updater Python stuff###
-    if renpy.variant("pc"): #Don't run this on mobile, not supported
-        if persistent.updateresult is None:
-            persistent.updateresult = "No new version is available"
-        if persistent.autoup is None:
-            persistent.autoup = False
-        if persistent.updateWebServer is None:
-            persistent.updateWebServer = "http://updates.snootgame.xyz/updates.json"
-
-        def UpdateCheck():
-# WHY YES I ONLY ALLOW PEOPLE USING MY FRAMEWORK TO CHECK FOR AN UPDATE EVERY SIX FUCKING HOURS HOW DID YOU KNOW
-# NOPE check_interval=5 (5 SECONDS) FUCK YOU
-            pendingVersion = updater.UpdateVersion(persistent.updateWebServer, check_interval=5)
-            if pendingVersion == None or pendingVersion == config.version or "TEST" in pendingVersion:
-                persistent.updateresult = "No new version is available"
-            else:
-                persistent.updateresult = pendingVersion
-
-    def ToggleAutoUpdate():
-        onclick_audio(persistent.autoup)
-        persistent.autoup = not persistent.autoup
-
-    def ToggleAutoForwardMove():
-        onclick_audio(persistent.afm_enable)
-        preferences.afm_enable = not preferences.afm_enable
-
-
 #  def ToggleMuteAll():
 #    if preferences.all_mute == True:
 #      renpy.play("audio/ui/uiOptionOff.wav")
@@ -1272,7 +1244,6 @@ screen extrasnavigation():
             [
                 [ "Help", ShowMenu("help") ],
                 [ "About", ShowMenu("about") ],
-                [ "Updates", ShowMenu("updates") ],
                 [ "Gallery", ShowMenu("cg_gallery_0") ],
                 [ "Mods", ShowMenu("mod_menu") ],
                 [ "Return", ShowMenu("main_menu") ]
diff --git a/game/src/splashscreen.rpy b/game/src/splashscreen.rpy
index b2238ed..77af23f 100644
--- a/game/src/splashscreen.rpy
+++ b/game/src/splashscreen.rpy
@@ -3,14 +3,6 @@ label splashscreen:
     $ persistent.splashtype = random.randint(0,2000 - 1)
     $ renpy.movie_cutscene("images/intros/CaveManonProductions.webm")
 
-    if persistent.autoup == 10000
-        python:
-            UpdateCheck()
-            if persistent.updateresult != "No new version is available":
-                updater.update(persistent.updateWebServer, force=True)
-
-        stop sound
-
     if (persistent.languaged_up is None):
         $ persistent.languaged_up = True
         call screen translator_popup