SnootGameItalian/game/script/11B.anon-gets-fangs'-pronouns-right,-and-she's-smug-about-it.rpy

label chapter_11B:
    #>>doomer | Announcing Nothing Important
    play music "audio/OST/Appreciating her Company.ogg" fadein 1.0
    "About fifteen minutes into the assignment, the two of us are just about done."

    "We’re making surprisingly good time."

    F "Uhm… and you said that the electrons hold the negative charge, right?"

    A "Yeah, yeah."

    F "Can’t imagine when I’d be using this crap in real life."

    A "You never know, you might shrink one day."

    F "Yeah, and you might stop pretending you’re livestreaming on Yousnoot."

    A "As far as you know I might be giving you incorrect answers, you know."

    F "Mhm, sure."

    "The teacher is making his rounds checking on the students and gets to our desks."
    show farnsworth flip at sleft with moveinleft
    Drf "Hello, Anon. Fang."
    show anon neutral flip at acenter with dissolve
    Drf "Are you two getting along well?"

    AnonAndFang "Yes, Mister Fernsworth."

    Drf "Great to hear."

    Drf "You know, I’m real proud of you two."

    Drf "I remember at the start of the year you were at each other's' throats."

    Drf "And now look at you!"

    "The two of us cringe."

    A "Uhh… Yeah, thanks."

    Drf "At any rate, you two understand the material, right?"

    A "Oh yeah, Fang and I are fine."

    A "I was just helping them with a few problems."
    hide fang neutral
    show fang happy flip at sright
    "Phew, remembered it this time."

    Drf "Good, good."

    Drf "I won’t keep you any longer then."

    "Fernsworth meanders to pester the next few students."
    hide farnsworth flip
    show farnsworth
    hide farnsworth with moveoutleft
    A "Anyways, where were we?"
    show anon neutral at acenter with dissolve
    "I turn back to see Fang giving me a raised eyebrow and a smug grin."

    F "So…"

    A "Hm?"

    "Fang's eyebrow rise and fall faster and faster."

    "as if she's trying to send a message in morse code."

    "Wait wha-"

    F "Heh. See, you can learn, Anon."

    "Oh."

    "OH!"

    "Oh god she’s still on about that?!"

    "...She does seem pretty serious about it."

    "We’ve been friends long enough…"

    "I guess it’s the least I can do to start going along with it."

    F "I didn’t realize you were Pan, Anon."

    A "Pan? Wait, what does a Raptor William’s movie have to do with this?"

    F "No, dummy! You’re Pansexual!"

    A "I’m sorry, what?"

    F "You’re Pan!"

    F "That means you’re willing to date people regardless of identity!"

    "Do I come off as that desperate…?"

    #I knew someone who would say shit like this and it was a great pain ~ Programnon
    F "I’m an enbie, you recognize me, we’re dating, therefore you are Pan!"

    "Fang deserves a gold medal at the mental gymnastic olympics."

    "Even the French would give that routine a ten outta ten."

    "Aaaaanyways…."

    F "Mumblin’ again."

    A "...Prom! You uh.. Wanna actually like… go? Together?"

    "Ugh, which is worse, the panny stuff or prom?"

    F "mmmm… naaaaah."

    F "Prom is like… so lame, ya know?"

    A "O-oh. Yeah, I get ya. Not to mention a waste of money."

    F "Yeah. Money better spent on actual good stuff."

    A "Like carfe?"

    "In the distance I can hear Reed rebuffing my attempt to try his product."

    F "Yeah. And booze."

    A "Yeah totally. Like, prom cash is way better spent on fun stuff like liquor."

    F "In fact, we totally should."

    A "Should what?"

    F "Have our own prom! Just the two of us! With booze!"

    "I consider the idea for a moment."

    "Just Fang, me and a few dozen cans of beer somewhere."

    A "Fuck yeah!"

    F "Fuck yeah!"

    Drf "Quiet down, you in the back."

    A "Oops."

    A "Crap, the assignment!"

    F "You’re still worried about that?"

    "I flip the page over to reveal the second half, which we only have about ten minutes to finish."

    F "It’s just the one assignment, and there’s already no way you can finish, right?"

    F "Just relax, take a break now and then."

    "I worriedly glance at the page again."

    "Maybe she’s... they’re right."

    A "Alright, sure."

    scene black with fade
    stop music fadeout 1.0

    "The two of us continue making plans up to the bell, and I toss the paper out when I leave."

    "..."

    return