SnootGameItalian/game/script/x2-the-mous-pad.rpy

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# The Mous Pad
label chapter_x2:
stop music fadeout(3)
scene black with Dissolve(2)
pause 1
scene skinrow
show anon neutral flip:
yalign 0.1 xalign 0.7
show black
show viewfinder
show rec:
ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
block:
alpha 1
pause .5
alpha 0
pause .5
repeat
with Dissolve(1)
pause 2
A "Right, youre recording?"
window hide
window auto
pause .5
# appreciating the moment
# appreciating the scenery
# fuck you I like this chick
play music 'audio/ost/fuck you i like this chick.ogg' fadein 0.5
hide black with Dissolve(1)
pause .5
show anon happy flip with dissolve
A "Heyyy, whats up? Its ya boy, Anon, and this is my criiiiiiiiiiiib!"
pause .5
F "Dork{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
show anon neutral flip with Dissolve(.25)
A "Quiet you!"
A "Ignore the hired help."
pause .5
F "Hired?!"
A "Shush!"
show anon:
easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.8
show anon shrug flip with dissolve
A "Were right in the heart of Skin Row, one of Volcaldera Bluffs most historic cultural districts!"
pause .5
F "Yeah, if you call crack cultural{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}CULTURAL districts!"
pause .5
A "Ive been living here for almost seven months and I wouldnt trade it for anywhere else in the state."
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "So lets head on inside for the grand tour!"
window hide
window auto
pause .5
scene room anon day alt
show viewfinder
show rec:
ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
block:
alpha 1
pause .5
alpha 0
pause .5
repeat
with Fade(1, 0, 1)
pause .5
F "Whats so grand about a one-room apartment? My bedroom is bigger than this!"
A "Fang I swear to god, dont make me ask Reed to do this instead."
pause .5
A "So this is the kitchen area, loaded with all the essentials I need to get me through the week. Alfredo, carbonara, pesto, you name it and I can cook it."
F "Carbonara is pretty good, Ill give you that{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "Moving on- Fang! You dont need to show the refrigerator!"
F "You call thirty energy drinks essential?"
A "You try getting through a 48 hour Rock Ring 2 marathon without those!"
pause .5
A "Anyways, make sure you get a good pan view of the apartment."
window hide
window auto
pause .5
show anon shrug behind viewfinder:
yalign 0.1 xalign -0.4
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
with dissolve
pause .5
"This is what I call the Mous Pad."
pause .5
F "You have literally never called it that before."
F "Wait. Why are you doing this again?"
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "My forum pen-pal dared me to do it."
pause .5
F "Your{cps=*.1}...{/cps} pen-pal? Youre trying to impress some weirdo on the Internet with{cps=*.1}...{/cps} this."
A "Yeah, her screen names StegoStar231. Im pretty sure shes from Japan. Cool, huh?"
F "Her? Youre sure you arent just being groomed?"
A "No, shut up."
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.4
pause .25
show anon neutral with dissolve
A "Anyways, next is the battlestation, ready for all those late-night raid sessions with the clan."
show anon:
easein_back 1 xalign 0.0
A "And THIS little guy is Metal Gear RAYmba! Custom modified with a railgun for stealth launches at the science teacher!"
F "Some weirdo forced him to buy a phone roomba on our first date and he decided to keep it."
A "And it was the best decision I made that day!"
pause .5
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}Why are you giving me that look? Moving on!"
show anon:
easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.3
A "The bed. Where I do all my sleeping."
pause .5
F "Among other things."
A "Fang! How vulgar!"
window hide
window auto
pause .5
show anon:
ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.9
pause .25
show anon neutral with dissolve
pause .25
A "My TV, XROX hooked up and ready to play Rock Ring at a moments notice."
A "And my closet, with all the clothes Ill ever need."
pause .5
F "What the fuck? I thought you just kept cleaning the same shirt over and over. Why do you have so many?"
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "Am I giving a tour to StegoStar or you?"
F "Tell me more about this StegoStar character. Whats her deal?"
A "Dunno what there is to say. She likes anime and- wait, you arent jealous, are you?"
F "Id be jealous if it was an actual girl you were talking to, you dweeb."
A "Good. Between you and me, shes not really my type."
pause .5
F "And youre taken."
A "And Im happily taken."
pause .5
show anon happy flip with dissolve
A "Anyways, uh, I think thats about it for my crib tour. Hope you enjoyed, StegoStar. Make sure you get back to me about the new Lucky Star episode, too."
show anon neutral flip with dissolve
A "And done."
window hide
window auto
pause .5
hide rec
hide viewfinder
with Dissolve(.25)
pause .75
show fang neutral:
yalign 0.0 xalign -0.4
show fang:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.1
with dissolve
pause .5
F "So, does StegoStar have any other hobbies?"
A "I, err, think shes into card games?"
show fang considering with Dissolve(.25)
F "Hmmmm{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Card games, huh? Anything else you know of?"
A "For not being jealous you sure care a lot about what she does. She sent me some pictures of her garden once."
show fang unimpressed with Dissolve(.25)
F "What, like a zen garden? Or is that some kind of euphemism?"
A "What? No! Just flowers and stuff. I can show you if you want."
show anon:
ease_cubic 1 xalign 0.7
pause 1
F "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
pause .5
stop music fadeout 3
show fang:
easein_quart 1 xalign 0.05
show fang surprised with Dissolve(.25)
F "This is Stellas garden."
pause .5
A "Whaaaat, no it isnt. See?"
show fang neutral with Dissolve(.25)
F "Anon, this is Stellas yard."
pause .5
A "Nah, youre just jea-"
show fang:
easein_back 1 xalign 0.2
show fang happy with Dissolve(.25)
F "Heres her fucking instaglyph, you idiot."
pause .5
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.8
A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
pause .5
play music 'audio/ost/bayside bumming it.ogg'
show anon unimpressed flip with dissolve
A "One moment, I need to use the bathroom."
window hide
window auto
pause .5
show fang behind anon
show anon:
easeout_cubic 1 xalign -0.2
pause .5
hide anon with dissolve
play sound 'audio/effects/doorslam.ogg'
pause .1
window show Dissolve(0.0001)
"{b}*SLAM*{/b}" with vpunch
window hide
window auto
show fang happy flip with dissolve
pause .5
show viewfinder
show rec:
ypos 0.072 xpos 0.91
block:
alpha 1
pause .5
alpha 0
pause .5
repeat
with dissolve
pause .5
"*Ring ring ring click*"
pause .5
A "Sooo{cps=*.1}...{/cps} When were you going to tell me?"
"{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT!"
"{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "OH, YOU FUCKING KNOW, STELLA!"
show fang:
easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.5
F "PFFFFFFT."
A "OR SHOULD I SAY, STEGOSTAR231!"
"{cps=*.1}........{/cps}"
A "I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO AN ACTUAL JAPANESE GIRL!"
"{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
A "NO!"
A "A PACHY UNCLE DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT!"
show fang:
easein_elastic 1.5 xalign 0.8
F "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
A "FANG SO HELP ME-"
F "YOU HAD A FUCKING NETCRUSH ON STELLA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"{cps=*.1}.......{/cps}"
A "OH SHUT UP THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO!"
F "{cps=*.4}daaaaaawww{/cps}. Anon had a {cps=*.5}{i}cruuuush{/i}{/cps}."
A "And I HAVE a girlfriend!"
"{cps=*.1}.....{/cps}"
A "No I will NOT be keeping that promise!"
"{cps=*.1}.........{/cps}"
A "Apology not accepted!"
A "Oh and by the way your husbando is shit!"
pause .5
"*click*"
play sound 'audio/effects/doorslam.ogg'
"*woosh {nw}"
extend "{b}SLAM{/b}*" with vpunch
window hide
window auto
pause .5
show anon sad behind viewfinder:
yalign 0.1 xalign -0.5
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.0
with dissolve
pause 1
A "Ugh{cps=*.1}...{/cps} I need a smo-"
show anon neutral with Dissolve(.25)
A "Wait."
pause .5
show anon unimpressed with dissolve
A "Are you still filming?!"
show viewfinder:
linear 0.5 alpha 0
show rec:
linear 0.5 alpha 0
show fang:
easein_back 0.75 xalign 1.0
easeout_cubic 1 xalign 2.8
F "{cps=*.75}AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{/cps}{w=1}{nw}"
show anon:
easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.4
show anon pissed with Dissolve(.25)
A "Fang I swear to fu- Get back here!"
window hide
window auto
show anon:
easeout_cubic 1 xalign 1.5
pause .5
hide anon with dissolve
stop music fadeout 4
pause 2
scene black with Dissolve(1.5)
pause 2
return