Done!

game/script/x2-the-mous-pad.rpy

@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ label chapter_x2:
     with Dissolve(1)
     pause 2
 
-    A "Right, you’re recording?"
+    A "Right, you recording?"
     window hide
     window auto
     pause .5
@@ -35,13 +35,13 @@ label chapter_x2:
     pause .5
 
     show anon happy flip with dissolve
-    A "Heyyy, what’s up? It’s ya boy, Anon, and this is my criiiiiiiiiiiib!"
+    A "Heyyy, what's up? It's ya boy, Anon, and this is my criiiiiiiiiiiib!"
     pause .5
 
     F "Dork{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
 
     show anon neutral flip with Dissolve(.25)
-    A "Quiet you!"
+    A "Quiet, you!"
 
     A "Ignore the hired help."
     pause .5
@@ -53,18 +53,18 @@ label chapter_x2:
     show anon:
         easein_cubic 1.5 xalign 0.8
     show anon shrug flip with dissolve
-    A "We’re right in the heart of Skin Row, one of Volcaldera Bluff’s most historic cultural districts!"
+    A "We're right in the heart of Skin Row, one of Volcaldera Bluff's most historic cultural districts!"
     pause .5
 
-    F "Yeah, if you call crack ‘cultural’{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+    F "Yeah, if you call crack ‘cultural'{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
 
     A "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}CULTURAL districts!"
     pause .5
 
-    A "I’ve been living here for almost seven months and I wouldn’t trade it for anywhere else in the state."
+    A "I've been living here for almost seven months and I wouldn't trade it for anywhere else in the state."
 
     show anon neutral flip with dissolve
-    A "So let’s head on inside for the grand tour!"
+    A "So let's head on inside for the grand tour!"
     window hide
     window auto
     pause .5
@@ -84,20 +84,20 @@ label chapter_x2:
     with Dissolve(1)
     pause .5
 
-    F "What’s so ‘grand’ about a one-room apartment? My bedroom is bigger than this!"
+    F "What's so 'grand' about a one-room apartment? My bedroom is bigger than this!"
 
-    A "Fang I swear to god, don’t make me ask Reed to do this instead."
+    A "Fang I swear to god, don't make me ask Reed to do this instead."
     pause .5
 
     A "So this is the kitchen area, loaded with all the essentials I need to get me through the week. Alfredo, carbonara, pesto, you name it and I can cook it."
 
-    F "Carbonara is pretty good, I’ll give you that{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
+    F "Carbonara is pretty good, I'll give you that{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
 
-    A "Moving on- Fang! You don’t need to show the refrigerator!"
+    A "Moving on- Fang! You don't need to show the refrigerator!"
 
-    F "You call thirty energy drinks ‘essential’?"
+    F "You call thirty energy drinks 'essentials'?"
 
-    A "You try getting through a 48 hour Rock Ring 2 marathon without those!"
+    A "You try getting through a 48-hour Rock Ring 2 marathon without those!"
     pause .5
 
     A "Anyways, make sure you get a good pan view of the apartment."
@@ -112,7 +112,7 @@ label chapter_x2:
     with dissolve
     pause .5
 
-    "This is what I call the ‘Mous Pad’."
+    "This is what I call the 'Mous Pad'."
     pause .5
 
     F "You have literally never called it that before."
@@ -120,14 +120,14 @@ label chapter_x2:
     F "Wait. Why are you doing this again?"
 
     show anon neutral flip with dissolve
-    A "My forum pen-pal dared me to do it."
+    A "My forum penpal dared me to do it."
     pause .5
 
-    F "Your{cps=*.1}...{/cps} pen-pal? You’re trying to impress some weirdo on the Internet with{cps=*.1}...{/cps} this."
+    F "Your{cps=*.1}...{/cps} penpal? You're trying to impress some weirdo on the Internet with{cps=*.1}...{/cps} this?"
 
-    A "Yeah, her screen name’s StegoStar231. I’m pretty sure she’s from Japan. Cool, huh?"
+    A "Yeah, her screen name's StegoStar231. I'm pretty sure she's from Japan. Cool, huh?"
 
-    F "‘Her’? You’re sure you aren’t just being groomed?"
+    F "'Her'? You sure you aren't just being groomed?"
 
     A "No, shut up."
 
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@ label chapter_x2:
 
     A "And THIS little guy is Metal Gear RAYmba! Custom modified with a railgun for stealth launches at the science teacher!"
 
-    F "Some weirdo forced him to buy a phone roomba on our first date and he decided to keep it."
+    F "Some weirdo forced him to buy a phone Roomba on our first date and he decided to keep it."
 
     A "And it was the best decision I made that day!"
     pause .5
@@ -169,9 +169,9 @@ label chapter_x2:
     show anon neutral with dissolve
     pause .25
 
-    A "My TV, XROX hooked up and ready to play Rock Ring at a moment’s notice."
+    A "My TV, XROX hooked up and ready to play Rock Ring at a moment's notice."
 
-    A "And my closet, with all the clothes I’ll ever need."
+    A "And my closet, with all the clothes I'll ever need."
     pause .5
 
     F "What the fuck? I thought you just kept cleaning the same shirt over and over. Why do you have so many?"
@@ -179,22 +179,22 @@ label chapter_x2:
     show anon neutral flip with dissolve
     A "Am I giving a tour to StegoStar or you?"
 
-    F "Tell me more about this ‘StegoStar’ character. What’s ‘her’ deal?"
+    F "Tell me more about this 'StegoStar' character. What's 'her' deal?"
 
-    A "Dunno what there is to say. She likes anime and- wait, you aren’t jealous, are you?"
+    A "Dunno what there is to say. She likes anime and- wait, you aren't jealous, are you?"
 
-    F "I’d be jealous if it was an actual girl you were talking to, you dweeb."
+    F "I'd be jealous if it was an actual girl you were talking to, you dweeb."
 
-    A "Good. Between you and me, she’s not really my type."
+    A "Good. Between you and me, she's not really my type."
     pause .5
 
-    F "And you’re taken."
+    F "And you're taken."
 
-    A "And I’m happily taken."
+    A "And I'm happily taken."
     pause .5
 
     show anon happy flip with dissolve
-    A "Anyways, uh, I think that’s about it for my crib tour. Hope you enjoyed, StegoStar. Make sure you get back to me about the new Lucky Star episode, too."
+    A "Anyways, uh, I think that's about it for my crib tour. Hope you enjoyed, StegoStar. Make sure you get back to me about the new Lucky Star episode, too."
 
     show anon neutral flip with dissolve
     A "And done."
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ label chapter_x2:
 
     F "So, does StegoStar have any other hobbies?"
 
-    A "I, err, think she’s into card games?"
+    A "I, err, think she's into card games?"
 
     show fang considering with Dissolve(.25)
     F "Hmmmm{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Card games, huh? Anything else you know of?"
@@ -239,21 +239,21 @@ label chapter_x2:
     show fang:
         easein_quart 1 xalign 0.05
     show fang surprised with Dissolve(.25)
-    F "This is Stella’s garden."
+    F "This is Stella's garden."
     pause .5
 
-    A "Whaaaat, no it isn’t. See?"
+    A "Whaaaat, no it isn't. See?"
 
     show fang neutral with Dissolve(.25)
-    F "Anon, this is Stella’s yard."
+    F "Anon, this is Stella's yard."
     pause .5
 
-    A "Nah, you’re just jea-"
+    A "Nah, you're just jea-"
 
     show fang:
         easein_back 1 xalign 0.2
     show fang happy with Dissolve(.25)
-    F "Here’s her fucking instaglyph, you idiot."
+    F "Here's her fucking Instaglyph, you idiot."
     pause .5
 
     show anon:
@@ -304,7 +304,7 @@ label chapter_x2:
 
     "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
 
-    A "YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT!"
+    A "YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT!?"
 
     "{cps=*.1}...{/cps}"
 
@@ -338,7 +338,7 @@ label chapter_x2:
 
     A "OH SHUT UP THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO!"
 
-    F "{cps=*.4}d’aaaaaawww{/cps}. Anon had a {cps=*.5}{i}cruuuush{/i}{/cps}."
+    F "{cps=*.4}d'aaaaaawww{/cps}. Anon had a {cps=*.5}{i}cruuuush{/i}{/cps}."
 
     A "And I HAVE a girlfriend!"
 
@@ -350,7 +350,7 @@ label chapter_x2:
 
     A "Apology not accepted!"
 
-    A "Oh and by the way your husbando is shit!"
+    A "Oh, and by the way, your husbando is shit!"
     pause .5
 
     "*click*"