diff --git a/game/script.rpy b/game/script.rpy
index 74b5a0f..e21f53d 100644
--- a/game/script.rpy
+++ b/game/script.rpy
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ init -1 python:
     mod_menu_access = []
 
 init python:
+
     import random
     import webbrowser
     #function for insult layers
@@ -48,6 +49,12 @@ init python:
     if persistent.autoup == None:
         persistent.autoup = False
 
+    def randomize_choices(choices):
+        # fine for size of 2
+        if (renpy.random.randint(0, 1)):
+            choices.reverse()
+        return choices
+
     pass
 
 transform randPosition:
diff --git a/game/script/3.showing-up-at-band-practice-and-giving-feedback.rpy b/game/script/3.showing-up-at-band-practice-and-giving-feedback.rpy
index 7164a06..a088d83 100644
--- a/game/script/3.showing-up-at-band-practice-and-giving-feedback.rpy
+++ b/game/script/3.showing-up-at-band-practice-and-giving-feedback.rpy
@@ -935,11 +935,11 @@ label chapter_3:
 
     # TODO: phone overlay with Elliot Raptor, and the text ‘he made some valid points :^)’
     show layeredanonphone shitpost_elliot with dissolve
-    "Ah yes, perfect."  
+    "Ah yes, perfect."
     show layeredanonphone shitpost_elliotbp with dissolve
     "Click post."
     pause .5
-    show layeredanonphone shitpost_elliotsuccess with dissolve    
+    show layeredanonphone shitpost_elliotsuccess with dissolve
     pause .5
     show layeredanonphone shitpost_elliotwait with dissolve
     "{cps=*.3}Aaaand{/cps} now to wait."
@@ -1679,14 +1679,13 @@ label chapter_3:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Speak Up":
-            pause .5
-            jump .GuitarQuestionSpeakUp
-        "Stay Silent":
-            pause .5
-            jump .GuitarQuestionStaySilent
-
+    python:
+        #menu item text then label to jump into
+        choices = [(_('Speak Up'), '.GuitarQuestionSpeakUp'),
+        (_('Stay Silent'), '.GuitarQuestionStaySilent')]
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices))
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        renpy.jump(_value)
 
     label .GuitarQuestionSpeakUp:
 
diff --git a/game/script/4.anon-needs-help-during-music-period.rpy b/game/script/4.anon-needs-help-during-music-period.rpy
index 98ead89..b8248e9 100644
--- a/game/script/4.anon-needs-help-during-music-period.rpy
+++ b/game/script/4.anon-needs-help-during-music-period.rpy
@@ -644,13 +644,13 @@ label chapter_4:
     pause .5
 
     stop music fadeout 5
-    menu:
-        "Heads, ask Fang for help":
-            pause .5
-            jump .Heads
-        "Tails, leave Fang alone":
-            pause .5
-            jump .Tails
+
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Heads, ask Fang for help'), '.Heads'),
+        (_('Tails, leave Fang alone'), '.Tails')]
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices))
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        renpy.jump(_value)
 
     label .Heads:
 
diff --git a/game/script/5.fang-and-anon-cut-class-to-talk-on-the-roof.rpy b/game/script/5.fang-and-anon-cut-class-to-talk-on-the-roof.rpy
index 7783f6d..91501fc 100644
--- a/game/script/5.fang-and-anon-cut-class-to-talk-on-the-roof.rpy
+++ b/game/script/5.fang-and-anon-cut-class-to-talk-on-the-roof.rpy
@@ -1181,17 +1181,13 @@ label chapter_5:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-
-        "Explain it to her honestly, she should understand by now":
-            stop music fadeout 3
-            pause .5
-            jump .beHonest
-
-        "Joking is a good way to move past mistakes.":
-            stop music fadeout 3
-            pause .5
-            jump .jokeAround
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Explain it to her honestly, she should understand by now'), '.beHonest'),
+        (_('Joking is a good way to move past mistakes.'), '.jokeAround')]
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices))
+        renpy.music.stop(fadeout=3)
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        renpy.jump(_value)
 
     label .beHonest:
 
@@ -3272,12 +3268,16 @@ label chapter_5:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Stay quiet...":
-            pause .5
-        "Interrupt":
-            pause .5
-            jump .interrupt4b
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Stay quiet...'), None),
+        (_('Interrupt'), '.interrupt4')]
+        choices = randomize_choices(choices)
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(choices)
+        _tick = 1
+
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        if _value != None:
+            renpy.jump(_value+chr(0x61+_tick))
 
     "There’s a time to speak and a time to listen."
     pause .5
@@ -3407,12 +3407,12 @@ label chapter_5:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Stay quiet...":
-            pause .5
-        "Interrupt":
-            pause .5
-            jump .interrupt4c
+    python:
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(choices)
+        _tick += 1
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        if _value != None:
+            renpy.jump(_value+chr(0x61+_tick))
 
     $ wingStory = True
 
@@ -3496,12 +3496,12 @@ label chapter_5:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Stay quiet...":
-            pause .5
-        "Interrupt":
-            pause .5
-            jump .interrupt4d
+    python:
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(choices)
+        _tick += 1
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        if _value != None:
+            renpy.jump(_value+chr(0x61+_tick))
 
     show fang:
         easein_quart 1 xalign 0.2
@@ -3578,12 +3578,12 @@ label chapter_5:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Stay quiet...":
-            pause .5
-        "Interrupt":
-            pause .5
-            jump .interrupt4e
+    python:
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(choices)
+        _tick += 1
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        if _value != None:
+            renpy.jump(_value+chr(0x61+_tick))
 
     $ fangscore += 1
     $ anonscore += 1
diff --git a/game/script/6.anon-helps-fang-find-a-venue-for-band.rpy b/game/script/6.anon-helps-fang-find-a-venue-for-band.rpy
index 6544755..e4b4825 100644
--- a/game/script/6.anon-helps-fang-find-a-venue-for-band.rpy
+++ b/game/script/6.anon-helps-fang-find-a-venue-for-band.rpy
@@ -1696,14 +1696,12 @@ label chapter_6:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Excuse myself":
-            pause .5
-            jump .AnonExcusesHimself
-        "Wait for Fang":
-            pause .5
-            jump .AnonWaitsForFang
-
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Excuse myself'), '.AnonExcusesHimself'),
+        (_('Wait for Fang'), '.AnonWaitsForFang')]
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices))
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        renpy.jump(_value)
 
     label .AnonExcusesHimself:
 
@@ -2088,13 +2086,12 @@ label chapter_6:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Ask Naser":
-            pause .5
-            jump .AskNaser
-        "Ask Fang":
-            pause .5
-            jump .AskFang
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Ask Naser'), '.AskNaser'),
+        (_('Ask Fang'), '.AskFang')]
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices))
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        renpy.jump(_value)
 
     label .AskNaser:
 
diff --git a/game/script/7.concert-day.rpy b/game/script/7.concert-day.rpy
index bb9d9da..4b13667 100644
--- a/game/script/7.concert-day.rpy
+++ b/game/script/7.concert-day.rpy
@@ -300,7 +300,7 @@ label chapter_7:
     window auto
     pause 0.15
     play sound 'audio/effects/whoosh.ogg'
-    
+
    #  show stella neutral alt flip with Dissolve(.25)
     show stella:
       easeout_quad 0.6 xalign -0.5
@@ -470,11 +470,11 @@ label chapter_7:
     pause .5
 
     define LeftStage = False
-    menu:
-        "Leave the stage as-is":
-            jump LeaveStageAsIs
-        "Fix the cables":
-            jump FixCables
+
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Leave the stage as-is'), 'LeaveStageAsIs'),
+        (_('Fix the cables'), 'FixCables')]
+        renpy.jump(renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices)))
 
     label LeaveStageAsIs:
     $ anonscore += 1
@@ -518,7 +518,7 @@ label chapter_7:
 
     stop music fadeout 3
     scene black with Dissolve(1)
-    scene moes pizza 
+    scene moes pizza
     show fang hiding at sright
     with Dissolve(1)
     pause 0.5
@@ -900,7 +900,7 @@ label chapter_7:
       #   zoom 0.8
       #   xalign 1.0 yalign -0.1
       #with dissolve
- 
+
       "Trish looks like she’s sucked on a lemon with how twisted her face is."
 
       "The tiny triceratops pulls Fang out of my hands, and I can picture my fist twisting that horn right off her face."
@@ -909,7 +909,7 @@ label chapter_7:
       pause 0.5
 
       hide fanganonhug
-      hide trish 
+      hide trish
 
       show fang neutral flip at scenter
       show anon neutral flip at sright:
@@ -973,7 +973,7 @@ label chapter_7:
       show moealt with dissolve:
         xalign 2.0
         easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.6 yalign 0.0
-      show fang happy 
+      show fang happy
       show anon neutral behind fang
       show trish surprised
       with Dissolve(0.5)
@@ -1221,7 +1221,7 @@ label chapter_7:
       show fang:
         easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.3
       show fang happy flip with Dissolve(0.5)
-      
+
       F "Trish! Didn’t you say you wanted to set up our merch!"
       show trish unimpressed
       show anon neutral flip
@@ -1414,7 +1414,7 @@ label chapter_7:
     Re "Er{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Probably shouldn’t have mentioned that…"
 
     A "Fang wasn’t herself?"
-    show reed explanatory flip with Dissolve(0.5) 
+    show reed explanatory flip with Dissolve(0.5)
 
     Re "Honestly{cps=*.1}...{/cps} That’s probably something to be left for Fang and Fang alone to talk about{cps=*.1}...{/cps} Sorry."
 
@@ -1486,7 +1486,7 @@ label chapter_7:
 
     show fang neutral with dissolve:
         xalign -1.0
-        easein_cubic 1 xalign -0.5  
+        easein_cubic 1 xalign -0.5
     pause 0.5
 
     F "Come on Anon, don’t you have any good memories from your old school?"
@@ -1515,8 +1515,8 @@ label chapter_7:
     A "I didn’t say I was good at it. I was just clicking buttons and seeing what stuck."
 
     A "And spoiler alert, nothing did."
-    show trish considering flip 
-    show fang happy 
+    show trish considering flip
+    show fang happy
     with Dissolve(0.25)
 
     "That got a giggle out of Fang and a look from Trish."
@@ -1618,7 +1618,7 @@ label chapter_7:
         easein_cubic 0.5 xalign 0.175
         ease_cubic 0.75 xalign 0.2
     show reed neutral flip with Dissolve(0.25)
-    
+
     "Reed gives me a fist bump."
     pause 0.5
 
@@ -1643,7 +1643,7 @@ label chapter_7:
 
     $ renpy.music.set_volume(0.35, 1, 'music')
     play ambient 'audio/effects/heartbeat.ogg' volume 0.5 fadein 0.5
-    show anon concerned 
+    show anon concerned
     show dimmer_darker behind anon
     with Dissolve(0.5)
 
@@ -1671,7 +1671,7 @@ label chapter_7:
     stop music fadeout 5.0
 
     A "Yeah, yeah, thanks man."
-    
+
     T "Sounds personal, guess we shouldn’t pry."
 
     T "We’re all friends here, after all."
@@ -1703,7 +1703,7 @@ label chapter_7:
       easein_cubic 1 xalign 1.2
 
     show moe alt flip with dissolve:
-      xalign -1.0 yalign 0.1 
+      xalign -1.0 yalign 0.1
       easein_cubic 1.4 xalign -0.7
 
     pause 0.25
diff --git a/game/script/8.anon-and-fang-study-together.rpy b/game/script/8.anon-and-fang-study-together.rpy
index 502d251..0571177 100644
--- a/game/script/8.anon-and-fang-study-together.rpy
+++ b/game/script/8.anon-and-fang-study-together.rpy
@@ -257,7 +257,7 @@ label chapter_8:
     #    xalign 0.3 yalign 0.1
     #show student3:
     #    xalign 0.6 yalign 0.1
-    #with dissolve 
+    #with dissolve
 
     "With that the sea of students begins to funnel out of the auditorium."
 
@@ -266,9 +266,9 @@ label chapter_8:
     #show student2:
     #    ease_quart 1.5 xalign -0.5 alpha 0.0
     #with Dissolve(1.0)
-    #pause 1.0 
+    #pause 1.0
     #hide student1
-    #hide student2 
+    #hide student2
     # pause 0.3
 
     #show student3:
@@ -276,13 +276,13 @@ label chapter_8:
     #show teacher4:
     #    ease_quart 1.8 xalign -0.5 alpha 0.0
     #with Dissolve(1.0)
-    #pause 1.0 
+    #pause 1.0
     #hide student3
     #hide teacher4
     # pause 0.4
 
     #show teacher1:
-    #    ease_quart 1.5 xalign 1.5 alpha 0.0 
+    #    ease_quart 1.5 xalign 1.5 alpha 0.0
     #show teacher2:
     #    ease_quart 1.8 xalign 1.5 alpha 0.0
     #show teacher3:
@@ -381,7 +381,7 @@ label chapter_8:
     pause 0.5
 
     show trish:
-        easeout_cubic 1 xalign 1.4 alpha 0.0 
+        easeout_cubic 1 xalign 1.4 alpha 0.0
     show trish neutral with dissolve
     hide trish with dissolve
     pause 0.25
@@ -449,16 +449,16 @@ label chapter_8:
     "OH GO FUCK YOURSELF BILL WITHERS."
     window hide
     window auto
- 
+
     show fang behind anon:
         easeout_cubic 1 xpos 0.0 alpha 0.0
-    show anon: 
+    show anon:
         easeout_cubic 1 xalign -0.2 alpha 0.0
     show fang unimpressed flip with Dissolve(0.25)
     pause 0.25
 
     hide fang
-    hide anon 
+    hide anon
     with dissolve
     pause 0.25
 
@@ -619,11 +619,10 @@ label chapter_8:
     window auto
     pause .5
 
-    menu:
-        "Play The Guitar":
-            jump LetFangPlayGuit
-        "Get to Studying":
-            jump GetStartedOnStudy
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Play The Guitar'), '.LetFangPlayGuit'),
+        (_('Get to Studying'), '.GetStartedOnStudy')]
+        renpy.jump(renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices)))
 
 
     label LetFangPlayGuit:
@@ -729,7 +728,7 @@ label chapter_8:
         F "Alright, try these chords."
         play sound 'audio/effects/goodA.ogg' fadein 0.5
         "Her fingers press mine down, holding down the strings in an awkward position."
-        
+
         F "Then this."
         play sound 'audio/effects/goodB.ogg' fadein 0.5
         "My hands are slid down closer to the base of the neck and too close to my crotch."
@@ -1429,7 +1428,7 @@ label chapter_8:
         window hide
         window auto
         pause 0.5
-        
+
         show anonphone at scenter with easeinbottom
         pause .5
 
@@ -1530,7 +1529,7 @@ label chapter_8:
 
             "Or rather proud of herself that she was that good of a music teacher."
 
-            "Her way of ‘congratulating’ me was to hip-check me right into my locker, only to apologize while laughing her ass off."  
+            "Her way of ‘congratulating’ me was to hip-check me right into my locker, only to apologize while laughing her ass off."
             pause 0.5
 
             "Actually, the whole ordeal made me remember I had this old music program installed on my computer."
@@ -1631,7 +1630,7 @@ label chapter_8:
         show anon neutral with dissolve
 
         A "So, what? We take turns reading it?"
-        show fang unimpressed with Dissolve(0.25) 
+        show fang unimpressed with Dissolve(0.25)
 
         F "Too slow. Let’s just huddle and read it together."
 
@@ -1878,7 +1877,7 @@ label chapter_8:
         "She reaches elbow-deep into her purse and pulls out a small flipbook."
 
         FM "Oh Lucy, this is my FAVORITE little picture of you and Naser!"
-        
+
         show fangmom:
             easein_cubic 1 xalign 0.0
         pause 0.5
@@ -1902,13 +1901,13 @@ label chapter_8:
         pause 0.5
 
         F "{cps=*1.3}Oh my god mom{/cps}, he doesn’t have time for this!"
-        
+
         "Fang pulls me off the ground and begins to push me towards the door."
         window hide
         window auto
         pause 0.25
 
-        #show anon neutral flip at acenter 
+        #show anon neutral flip at acenter
         #show fang angry flip at sleft:
         #    xalign 1.3
         #with dissolve
diff --git a/game/script/9.anons'-dirty-laundry-gets-put-up-to-air.rpy b/game/script/9.anons'-dirty-laundry-gets-put-up-to-air.rpy
index 62cd553..9bd63da 100644
--- a/game/script/9.anons'-dirty-laundry-gets-put-up-to-air.rpy
+++ b/game/script/9.anons'-dirty-laundry-gets-put-up-to-air.rpy
@@ -563,7 +563,7 @@ label chapter_9:
             linear 0.5 alpha 0
     pause .25
     show reed considering:
-        xalign 1.05 
+        xalign 1.05
     with Dissolve(0.2)
     pause .2
     show reed: #flip
@@ -1076,18 +1076,12 @@ label chapter_9:
 
     $ TalkedWithTrish = 0
 
-    menu:
-
-        "Talk with Trish":
-
-            pause .5
-            jump .TalkWithTrish
-
-        "Ignore Trish":
-
-            pause .5
-            jump .IgnoreTrish
-
+    python:
+        choices = [(_('Talk with Trish'), '.TalkWithTrish'),
+        (_('Ignore Trish'), '.IgnoreTrish')]
+        _value = renpy.display_menu(randomize_choices(choices))
+        renpy.pause(0.5)
+        renpy.jump(_value)
 
     label .TalkWithTrish: