at long last, update + autoupdate working as intended

game/script.rpy

@@ -292,6 +292,13 @@ image black = "#000"
 label splashscreen:
   $ persistent.splashtype = random.randint(0,2000 - 1)
   $ renpy.movie_cutscene("images/intros/CaveManonProductions.webm")
+
+  if persistent.autoup:
+    python:
+      UpdateCheck()
+      if persistent.updateresult != "No new version is available":
+        updater.update(updateWebServer, force=True)
+    
   stop sound
   return